Assorted Jokes.

 

 

A man had great tickets for the Tipp v. Cork Munster Final. As he takes his seat another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting beside him.

 

'No' he says, 'it's empty'. 'This is incredible!' said the man.

 

'Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Munster final, a Tipp/Cork one at that, and not use it?'

 

He says, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Tipp match we haven't been to together since we got married.'

 

'Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor - to take the seat?'

 

The man shakes his head. 'No. They're all at the funeral.'